HPM Truth or Dare: Kira

1)       TRUTH : Do you still have a security blanket or a stuffed animal you sleep with? Tell us about it.

Kira sat up, looking around the room when the question was asked. She tilted her head slightly to the side, wanting to answer as honestly as possible, but in the end she shook her head. "No, not really." Then she paused. "Well, I suppose I do wear this one blanket around the house when it's cold. It's nothing special about it, though. It's just softer and warmer than the rest.



   2)       TRUTH: Do you watch sitcoms? If so, which ones?

Giving the asker a narrowed, scrupulous stare, Kira responded by asking, "Do I look like I have time to waste on TV?"



   3)       TRUTH: You dance when you’re alone, right?

Instantly, Kira looked away. "S-So what if I do? It's fun, and helps me get my exercise."



   4)   DARE: Call up someone, anyone, and sing an eighties song with no warning beforehand.
 
Kira bit her lip as the phone rang, the usual, dial-tone kept playing in her ears, over and over. Much to her dismay, someone did answer. "Hello?" her friend, Jeremy, spoke from the other end of the line.

"U-uh ... h-hi, Jere," Kira said.

"Oh, hey, Kira! Long time no chat! How are things goi--"

He was cut off as Kira suddenly burst into song. "T-Time after time, I turned it 'r-'round in my mind
And now my mind's made up to leave the past behind me
Nothing's gonna stop me now
And I don't want to talk it over
I said nothing's gonna stop me now
Gonna break it up
Gonna take my love away, yeah, yeah!"

Stunned silence. There were a couple snickers heard from Kira's end of the line before she hurriedly sputtered out, "OKAYTHANKSFORLISTENINGBYE."



   5)       TRUTH: Do you strike poses in front of the mirror?

Kira stands for a moment, before addressing the group. "Hold on, I have to go see if we



   6)       TRUTH: Let’s dial back the mental torture a bit. Are there any famous fairy tales about your totem Pokemon, like Cynderellaquil or The Seven Swannas? If so, which ones?"

"Well ... I've heard of the Turwig and the Buneary," Kira thought, nose scrunching up slightly as she did so. "Never really liked the idea the Turtwigs were slow, though! They're really not that far behind. One of us could win by more than just the opponent's laziness, that's for sure."



   7)       TRUTH:  What is one food you would never eat, even if you were paid?

Kira made a face, and answered almost instantly. "Pokemon. I know it sounds weird, but I've heard in some places that they actually cook and serve fish like Magikarp and Chorpish? They make steaks out of Miltank and love to eat certain parts of Grumpig. I'm not a big fan of meat to begin with, but leave the Pokemon outta this!"



   8)     DARE: Eat a bug in the dark. Mmm, terrifying.

"PASS," Kira shouted. In response to the odd stares people gave her, Kira frowned slightly. "You always get one pass in a Truth or Dare Game, right? Then this is my pass! Next!"



   9)       TRUTH: What was your most embarrassing moment on the job?

An empty stare greeted the asker. "Wh-huh? E-Embarrassing? Uhhhhh ... can I please take back my pass? I'll eat the bug if I have to ..." (If you really need to know, it's in her app.)



   10)    DARE: Take a three inch high action figure. Then please stick it up your nose. Thank you.  

Kira promptly stands up, grabbing up a small stick-doll that had been resting on her shelf. She quickly stomped outside and disappeared from view. After a few moments, the group went to check on her. She was found trying to shove the doll into a thin, pipelike piece of rubber.

"Wh-What am I doing? You dared me to shove a three-inch action figure up my hose. What ... oh, up my nose? Sorry about that. This is really the only three-inch anything I have, though. Sorry."

                           

 Great, you made it! Alive, in one piece. Your body that is, we’re not so sure about your pride. Now, time to inflict pass this on to someone else!

I know it's cheezy, but whoever read this. After all, for you to have witnessed these events, you had to have been in the Truth or Dare group Kira was in, right? Hahahahahahahah!!! By reading this you have condemned yourself to the same punishment! No go and suffer, mortals!!